Bacon Alert! Bacon Alert!

"MMMM.. unexplained bacon" - Homer (the animated one, not the Illyad one)

http://www.venuszine.com/articles/fashion/4440/Bringin_home_the_bacon



Also J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, bacon salt and baconaise: http://store.baconsalt.com/

Archie McPhee.com has bacon floss, bacon gift wrap, bacon bandages, bacon mints AND
Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
"There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only."

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

$99.95 ea.

but really people - when it comes down to it - we want the real thing.
The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Bacon Club delivers gourmet bacon to ... somewhere between 12 to 16 ounces of premium quality, gourmet bacon each month. ...
www.cvwine.com/gourmet/bacon/faq.html