Fuck You Leonard Cohen - Oh and Tour Dates

Leonard Cohen - poet, musician, asshole. I never thought I would say this, but fuck you Leonard Cohen, you self important prick. Five hundred plus dollars to see you live? You're gonna be dead soon - do you really want to go out being a money grubbing bitch? I hope you sell no seats and cry yourself a new song. You have fans that want to see you that don't have trust funds or million dollar record deals / unlimited guest list spots to everything.

Here's his tour dates:
Aug 13, 2009
8:00pm Vigo, Spain Festival Castrelos
Tickets on sale Jun 8 @ 10:00am,
Aug 15, 2009
10:00pm Girona, Spain Festival Jardins de Cap Roig
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Aug 16, 2009
8:00pm Colmar, France Foire aux Vins de Colmar Festival
Aug 18, 2009
8:00pm Vienne, France Theatre Antique de Vienne
Tickets on sale Mar 27 @ 9:00am,
Aug 20, 2009
7:00pm Nimes, France Arena of Nimes
Tickets on sale Mar 27 @ 9:00am,
Aug 22, 2009
10:30pm Monaco, France Sporting Club
Tickets on sale Mar 27 @ 10:00am,
Aug 23, 2009
10:30pm Monaco, France Sporting Club
Tickets on sale Mar 27 @ 10:00am,
Aug 26, 2009
8:00pm Wiesen, Austria Festivalgelände
Tickets on sale Mar 27 @ 10:00am,
Aug 28, 2009
8:00pm Bratislava, Slovakia Incheba Expo Arena
Tickets on sale Apr 13 @ 10:00am,
Aug 29, 2009
8:00pm Prague, Czech Republic O2 Arena
Tickets on sale Apr 30 @ 10:00am,
Aug 31, 2009
7:30pm Budapest, Hungary Arena Plaza
Tickets on sale Apr 21 @ 10:00am,
Sep 2, 2009
8:00pm Belgrade, Serbia Belgrade Arena
Tickets on sale May 11 @ 10:00am,
Sep 4, 2009
9:00pm Bucharest, Romania Piata Constitutiei
Tickets on sale Apr 28 @ 10:00am,
Sep 12, 2009
10:00pm Madrid, Spain Palacio de Deportes de la Comunidad de Madrid
Tickets on sale Apr 28 @ 10:00am,
Sep 13, 2009
9:30pm Granada, Spain Coliseo Atarfe
Tickets on sale Apr 28 @ 10:00am,
Sep 15, 2009
8:00pm Zaragoza, Spain Pabellon Príncipe Felipe
Tickets on sale Apr 28 @ 10:00am,
Sep 17, 2009
9:30pm Bilbao, Spain Bilbao Exhibition Centre
Tickets on sale Apr 28 @ 10:00am, P
ep 21, 2009
9:30pm Barcelona, Spain Palau Sant Jordi
Tickets on sale Apr 28 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 17, 2009
8:00pm Sunrise, Florida BankAtlantic Center
Tickets on sale Aug 10 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 19, 2009
8:00pm Tampa, Florida St. Pete Times Forum
Tickets on sale Aug 10 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 20, 2009
8:00pm Atlanta, Georgia Fox Theatre
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 22, 2009
8:00pm Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Wachovia Spectrum
Tickets on sale Aug 10 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 23, 2009
8:00pm New York City, New York Madison Square Garden
Tickets on sale Aug 10 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 25, 2009
8:00pm Cleveland, Ohio Allen Theatre
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 11:00am, Purchase
Oct 27, 2009
8:00pm Columbus, Ohio Palace Theatre
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Oct 29, 2009
8:00pm Chicago, Illinois Rosemont Theatre
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Nov 1, 2009
8:00pm Asheville, North Carolina Thomas Wolfe Auditorium
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am, Purchase
Nov 3, 2009
8:00pm Durham, North Carolina Durham Performing Arts Center
Tickets on sale Aug 7 @ 10:00am,
Nov 5, 2009
8:00pm Nashville, Tennessee Tennessee Performing Arts Center
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am,
Nov 7, 2009
8:00pm St. Louis, Missouri Fox Theatre
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am,
Nov 9, 2009
8:00pm Kansas City, Missouri The Midland by AMC
Tickets on sale Aug 7 @ 10:00am,
Nov 12, 2009
8:00pm Las Vegas, Nevada The Colosseum at Caesars Palace
Tickets on sale Aug 3 @ 10:00am,
Nov 13, 2009
8:00pm San Jose, California HP Pavilion at San Jose
Tickets on sale Aug 10 @ 10:00am,